gayestpiano:

lmaonade:

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

canthaveshitingotham:

canthaveshitingotham:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

catasters:

(Source: reddit.com)

macbethz:

i want what david cronenberg has

modogoblin:

mugenfinder:

straycatj:

ここで　まってたのよ

I"m waiting for you here …

marisatomay:

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

0lemat:

benignhumor:

skeletonbonecurse:

ilikeit-art:

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

umjammysammys:

i thought watching breaking bad would make this picture make more sense and it did not. who made yhis and why. why would you make huell a star

mlkseok:

catasters:

(Source: pin.it)

cockworkangels:

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

cryptotheism:

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.